As you may have read, I’ve had the pleasure of running into Actor Brad Pitt on numerous occasions (at my office, at the gym, at the coffee shop, at the gas station). I’ve been careful to document these meetings accurately, so that the ladies would feel as if they were there.  One of our Australian readers, Kellie (check out her blog kelsgonebush.com) has requested on numerous occasions that should I ever come across actress Angelina Jolie, I keep a detailed journal.  Last week, the Prime Minister of Australia contacted me, wanting to know why I had repeatedly ignored the requests of one of his citizens. Not wanting to start an international incident, I started hanging out everywhere I thought Jolie might be, the library, the public pool, the bus stop. Unfortunately, she was nowhere to be found. Luckily, last night I was out with my wife at…