Australia’s Dumbest Criminals ( Volume One)


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From what could be described as a scene from the movie ‘The Hangover’ two Welsh tourists woke up to find a Penguin in their hotel room on the Gold Coast without any recollection of how it got there. Until they checked Facebook and saw they had a grand old time at Seaworld the night before . 

Meanwhile , in Sydney one blokes morning went downhill after he crashed into a few cop car’s. Once they finally caught up with him his morning went from bad to worse.

When your a criminal , you generally dont call the cop’s , even if someone shoots you .. But one dumb crim forgot this rule and called them anyway .. only for them, to find a huge crop of weed and a few stolen bikes on his property.

Are these guys Australia’s Dumbest Criminals ?  Grab a coldy and join me as I tell you these stories and a few more and decide for yourself !

I’d love to hear who you think takes the crown of Dumbest Crim for Volume one of Australi’a Dumbest Criminal’s ! Hit me up on :

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KelsGoneBush/

Insta : @kelsgonebush

Twitter: @kelsgonebush

For more crazy Aussie stories my book is available here : https://www.hachette.com.au/kellie-arrowsmith/skimpy-the-funniest-book-you-ll-ever-read-about-the-northern-territory

*I’d like to dedicate this ep to my good mate AJ Jack who loves these stories as much as I do and has helped me with research on this particular subject *

Episode resources: 

https://www.themercury.com.au/news/is-this-australias-dumbest-criminal/video/134d300c6a8013d449047d66a12c669a?nk=2fb55a84fdfa76220b1f6a59a255e59f-1604368841

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8338577/Simon-Tu-Inside-story-Australias-dumbest-criminal-crashed-van.html

https://amp.adelaidenow.com.au/news/lex-adams-claimed-his-boat-was-washed-away-then-wrote-about-how-he-hit-a-sandbar/news-story/8167602c491b1f2441f501a9e39800ac

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2138246/Tourists-fined-stealing-penguin-drunken-raid-Australian-Sea-World.html

www.bordermail.com.au

 

 

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